"Just a few questions for our database - Have we stolen from you before?"
Data Protection Buff Gifts
If you know someone obsessed with keeping data secure, our collection of fun and clever items is perfect for celebrating their expertise. From mugs to prints, find gifts that speak to their love for safeguarding information in style. These products make a memorable gift for cybersecurity professionals or data security enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh about their serious craft.
British savings accounts
High security Santa's grotto
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
Algorithm 'n' Blues
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"
"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'More government surveillance!'
'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'
"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"
Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!
Aggression/Security
The Best Defense
Data From a Truck
"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."
'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'
"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."
"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"
"That guys is stealing my data!"
'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'
"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."
'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'
'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'
'Look over my shoulder and die!'
"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."
'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'
'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'
"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."
Eurocopa 2016
Information Security
Huawei Five-O
Data Protection Buff Gifts Collection
Data Protection Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever data protection slogans and designs perfect for cybersecurity enthusiasts.
Data Protection Buff Pillows
Find cozy pillows with funny and clever data security graphics to liven up their home or office decor.
Data Protection Buff Prints
Browse our art prints celebrating data protection, perfect for inspiring and amusing cybersecurity fans.
Data Protection Buff T-Shirts
Discover humorous and stylish t-shirts designed for data protection buffs who love to showcase their cybersecurity passion.