Data Protection Buff Pillows

"Just a few questions for our database - Have we stolen from you before?"

British savings accounts

High security Santa's grotto

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'More government surveillance!'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aggression/Security

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Look over my shoulder and die!'

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

Information Security

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Eurocopa 2016

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."