Data Protection Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'This is not going to look too good on your record: complaining about invasion of privacy.'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Medical offices. Please sign our new privacy form. Your records will only be shown to your employer, insurance provider and their friends

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Some say filling out the census form puts your privacy in jeopardy. So I answered everything in the form of a question."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

"I love your optimism."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

CCTV in church.

Aggression/Security

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

"Profits lately have been spiraling downward."