"You must contact everyone who's ever been on your naughty/nice list."
Data Privacy Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for your data privacy enthusiast friend? Our collection features fun and clever products that highlight their commitment to digital security and privacy. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find the perfect way to show you care about their passion for protecting information.
Track and Trace Security Issues
Facebook Privacy
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'More government surveillance!'
She required plenty of personal space.
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'
"I've entered your PIN for you. "
"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."
"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."
"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"
'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'
'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'
A Failiure to Communicate
'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'
Obama's surveillance of America.
'Invasion of privacy.'
'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'
'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'
"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."
"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"
"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."
'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'
"We need to be careful."
Giving Up a Little Privacy
"Extra! Extra! Real all about it! Targeted ads based on your search history!"
Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...
'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'
GDPR compliant
Nice Apology, Mark
"We need to start listening to our customers."
Data Privacy Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Data Privacy Enthusiast Mugs
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Data Privacy Enthusiast Pillows
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Data Privacy Enthusiast Prints
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Data Privacy Enthusiast T-Shirts
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