Internet Privacy Enthusiast Gifts

"It's free, but they sell your information."

"Hey, somebody's writing a blog about me!"

'Don't think I don't know the secret name you call me!'

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'More government surveillance!'

She required plenty of personal space.

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Obama's surveillance of America.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

GDPR compliant

Social media and privacy

"We need to be careful."

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Private Jet