Internet Privacy Enthusiast Gifts

"It's free, but they sell your information."

"Hey, somebody's writing a blog about me!"

'Don't think I don't know the secret name you call me!'

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

She required plenty of personal space.

'More government surveillance!'

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

A Failiure to Communicate

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

Obama's surveillance of America.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"We need to be careful."

Giving Up a Little Privacy

Social media and privacy

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

Nice Apology, Mark

GDPR compliant

'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'