Tech Privacy Buff Gifts

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

I left my worries on my doorstep, and somebody posted them on the internet.

'More government surveillance!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

She required plenty of personal space.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

A Failiure to Communicate

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

Obama's surveillance of America.

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

GDPR compliant

Nice Apology, Mark

"We need to be careful."

"You're V.P.N. says you're on another planet."

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

But It's So Easy

"You know hell has a special place for those who stalk their kids online."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

We respect your privacy, which is why we make it so hard for you to keep...I'm Ok with that.

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

"It's free, but they sell your information."

Internet security illustration.

"Remember when there was something called the 'private sector?'"

Lady holding ballot paper tries to find voting booth.

"That's what's great about living in the desert: We can dance like nobody's watching..."

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

"It's me Clara - authorized personnel."

'Do you think we ought to?'