Digital Privacy Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, we used to use a crystal ball, but hacking into your credit files is much more informative!"

My goodness, one little Google search and now all the ads in my feed are for arsenic and cyanide.

'If this internet porn filter works I'm worried Alan might start taking an interest in me again.'

"Don't you two realize everything you air on line, EVERYONE can see?"

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'More government surveillance!'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

She required plenty of personal space.

Clickbait

Hello from the shed.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

A Failiure to Communicate

Obama's surveillance of America.

Upload Filter

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Buy my data $20"

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

Nice Apology, Mark

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

GDPR compliant

Giving Up a Little Privacy

"We need to be careful."

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...