Digital Privacy Nerd Gifts

Listening to us? Don't be silly.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

She required plenty of personal space.

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'More government surveillance!'

Clickbait

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Upload Filter

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

A Failiure to Communicate

Obama's surveillance of America.

"Buy my data $20"

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

GDPR compliant

Giving Up a Little Privacy

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

Nice Apology, Mark

"We need to be careful."

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"You know hell has a special place for those who stalk their kids online."

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."