"Maybe you should disable your cookies, Steve."
Digital Privacy Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for the digital privacy advocate in your life? Our collection features humorous and meaningful products that highlight the importance of online security, data protection, and digital rights. Perfect for tech-savvy friends or activism-minded loved ones, these items make a clever statement while celebrating their passion for digital privacy.
"Are my test results in yet?" "Yes, you can see them on my website!"
After the introductin of Google street view Ed becomes the first casualty of Google Tonsils.
The 'It's safe - Streetview's not in real time' argument.
'What do you mean they are monitoring Internet use?'
We respect your privacy, which is why we make it so hard for you to keep...I'm Ok with that.
"I searched for a garden gnome on Amazon and he's been following me ever since.'"
"Our Internet server may be able to sell our browsing history." "Maybe there's no point from changing my password from password.
"I updated my privacy settings."
"I know they're sweating and their hearts are racing with fear. We hacked their wearable technology."
Identity theft.
'Please, Dear, NOT in front of Drudge!'
"Economy is going gangbusters but the horses are still spooked by the way social media collects their data and sells it to unnamed third parties."
Will Sell Personal Information for Food.
'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'
"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."
"Mark Zuckerberg would have known the colour of my eyes."
A Failiure to Communicate
The Anti-Agent
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
Next gen pregnancy tests.
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
Digital Privacy Advocate Gifts Collection
Digital Privacy Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that champion digital privacy—witty, thoughtful designs perfect for advocates and tech enthusiasts.
Digital Privacy Advocate Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that promote digital security—ideal for advocates who want their space to reflect their values.
Digital Privacy Advocate Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate digital rights—ideal for empowering spaces and conversations about online freedom.
Digital Privacy Advocate T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts designed for digital privacy advocates—wearable statements that blend humor, activism, and personal passion.