Digital Privacy Advocate Gifts

"Maybe you should disable your cookies, Steve."

"Are my test results in yet?" "Yes, you can see them on my website!"

The 'It's safe - Streetview's not in real time' argument.

'What do you mean they are monitoring Internet use?'

"I searched for a garden gnome on Amazon and he's been following me ever since.'"

"Our Internet server may be able to sell our browsing history." "Maybe there's no point from changing my password from password.

"I updated my privacy settings."

"I know they're sweating and their hearts are racing with fear. We hacked their wearable technology."

Identity theft.

'Please, Dear, NOT in front of Drudge!'

"Economy is going gangbusters but the horses are still spooked by the way social media collects their data and sells it to unnamed third parties."

Will Sell Personal Information for Food.

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

The Anti-Agent

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Police Statetion

"Yes, I'm alone."

'More government surveillance!'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."