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Data Protection Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the relentless spirit of data protection advocates? Our collection features witty, insightful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, ideal for emphasizing their fight for privacy and digital rights. Whether they work in cybersecurity or champion online privacy, these personalized items make meaningful tokens of appreciation and support.
"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"
"That guys is stealing my data!"
The Anti-Agent
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
Police Statetion
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"Yes, I'm alone."
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
The Best Defense
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
Privacy
Data From a Truck
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
CCTV in church.
We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."
Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.
'I can assure you we take privacy concerns very seriously. Now, on your way out, shut the bloody door.'
I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.
J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.
Data Protection Advocate Gifts Collection
Data Protection Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to data protection advocates—funny, thoughtful, and designed to keep their spirits high during busy days.
Data Protection Advocate Pillows
Find cozy pillows with witty privacy messages—bringing comfort and advocacy to their living or working space.
Data Protection Advocate Prints
Decorate with compelling prints that highlight the importance of digital rights and privacy—ideal for inspiring any advocate.
Data Protection Advocate T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that honor privacy warriors with clever slogans and eye-catching designs—perfect for making a statement wherever they go.