Digital Privacy Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh, we used to use a crystal ball, but hacking into your credit files is much more informative!"

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

She required plenty of personal space.

'More government surveillance!'

Clickbait

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Buy my data $20"

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

Obama's surveillance of America.

Upload Filter

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

"We need to be careful."

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

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GDPR compliant

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."