Online Privacy Buff Gifts

Sorry, I'm not interested in signing a petition against government collection of personal data. That's not what your online profile suggests!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

She required plenty of personal space.

'More government surveillance!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Hidden Facebook Features

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Obama's surveillance of America.

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

A Failiure to Communicate

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

GDPR compliant

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

Social media and privacy

"We need to be careful."

Nice Apology, Mark

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

Gone Phishing

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?