Privacy Buff Gifts

Going through the wringer at airport security

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

Vending machine offers 15 minutes of privacy.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

High security Santa's grotto

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

'More government surveillance!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

She required plenty of personal space.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Aggression/Security

Milkin' Impossible

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Obama's surveillance of America.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

Eurocopa 2016

TSA