Online Privacy Buff Pillows

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

She required plenty of personal space.

'More government surveillance!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Hidden Facebook Features

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Obama's surveillance of America.

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

Social media and privacy

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

"We need to be careful."

GDPR compliant

Gone Phishing

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"Clean your browser history, mate?"