Online Privacy Pillows

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Internet is a window on the world.

'If you're concerned about privacy issues, put on some pants and close the windows.'

Gone Phishing

"Thank you for inputting your details...we now have complete control over your entire life...have a nice day..."

'It's always a good idea not to give out too much personal information.'

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"Every password I've ever had."

Hidden identity on WhatsApp

"This is Richard. . . he's been the victim of identity theft!"

Being careful on social media.

'I hope you're not going to tweet about this.'

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

Big Tracker is watching you.

I'm the guy from online security...I'm terrible with faces but never forget a mother's maiden name.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"So then is there an actual 'Porn Only' one?"

"You heard me. Hand over your lunch money or I hack into your Facebook account."

Hidden Facebook Features

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'