Digital Privacy Pillows

"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."

Clickbait

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

'If you don't want Google to make public your colonoscopy, check this box and your ass will be pixilated.'

Identity in the networks

GPs urged to refuse to hand over patient details to NHS digital.

It's 10 PM. Is your online information being used by 'Big Data' to manipulate you.

"I did show and tell over the internet with your diary!"

Upload Filter

Facebook snake

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Our privacy terms have changed. Do you care?"

'You cheat on me and I'll find out on that wikithing!'

Will Sell Personal Information for Food.

"I'd an ad blocker."

"You're Celia Byrne? Oh my gosh, I'm on your Netflix account!"

"Buy my data $20"

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

British savings accounts

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Next gen pregnancy tests.