'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'
Data Privacy Pillows
Add a touch of digital security humor to your space with data privacy pillows. Soft and stylish, they serve as a cozy reminder to protect your personal information.
'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'
"What does God do with all that prayer data?"
'My costume is scary data ... get it?'
Database Ball.
"I've entered your PIN for you. "
"Do you really care about me, or are you just harvesting personal information?"
"Well, if it isn't Roy Pendleton, age 51, five foot nine, 176 pounds, two kids, recently divorced... Yes, I know everything about you, Mr. Pendleton but, then, information is my business!"
Facebook Privacy
"Privacy concerns? Oh, that is so stinkin' CUTE!"
"I can't remember my social security."
'Invasion of privacy.'
"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"It's your browser. You forgot to floss."
"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."
Psychiatric Clinic. It's a new delusion. He thinks nobody's collecting his personal information online.
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
"Good morning, 555-00-6742, makes 73,000 a year, has 3 credit cards."
Bad Apple
"Mark Zuckerberg would have known the colour of my eyes."
Nice Apology, Mark
"Extra! Extra! Real all about it! Targeted ads based on your search history!"
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
British savings accounts
The Anti-Agent
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Club Antisocial
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
Data Privacy Pillows Collection
Data Privacy Mugs
Looking for more fun and thoughtful data privacy products? Check out our mugs collection for clever designs that make security statements enjoyable.
Data Privacy Prints
Decorate with purpose—our data privacy prints combine wit and awareness to remind us all to stay vigilant.
Data Privacy T-Shirts
Wear your data privacy message with pride! Browse our t-shirts featuring humorous and insightful graphics about digital security.