Data Privacy Specialist Pillows

"Economy is going gangbusters but the horses are still spooked by the way social media collects their data and sells it to unnamed third parties."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Privacy - Surveillance

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Hidden Facebook Features

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

Facial Recognition

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"You are found guilty of privacy, aggravated privacy and the exercise of privacy with intent to conceal."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'

Information Security

'Invasion of privacy.'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

"Extra! Extra! Real all about it! Targeted ads based on your search history!"

Social media and privacy