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In Case Of Whistle-blower Break Glass.

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

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"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

AI Safety Officer

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

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Data From a Truck

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

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"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

'Look over my shoulder and die!'

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Information Security

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'