Data Security Professional Pillows

'Hello, Mr. Thomas! We noticed you've recently been mugged! Hey, there's no better time than now to consider purchasing our identity theft protection insurance!...'

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

'Let me introduce you to James, our data steward, Bill, our data custodian, and 'Moose,' our data bodyguard.'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"He's a guard dog."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Beware of Don"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I say we move on to dessert."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Mou...Man trap!

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

CCTV in church.

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Inhospitality tent.

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

(Beware of the dog)