Data Security Officer Pillows

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

Nosy Colleagues

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Airport Security.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

CIA report

TSA Noah

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

The Scanner Of Love.

Privacy Conference Security

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Scarecrows guarding a field

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"I spy with my little eye…"

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"And you need to know this why?"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.