Security Officers Pillows

"It's a serious security breach, Haskins, they're still sneaking guns and drugs into accounting."

"Do we allow a potential terrorist on board, or do we get sued silly for discriminating against the body mass index-challenged?"

Airport Security.

"Technically, he has enough flyer miles."

"Such a shame Leon had to rush off so soon after suggesting that we put the customers needs ahead of our own."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'You know too much,'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"He's a guard dog."

TSA Noah

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Beware of Don"

Scarecrows guarding a field

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'