School Security Officers Pillows

"Deflecting blame...another sign of gang activity."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'You know too much,'

Airport Security.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

TSA Noah

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The club scene is really changing."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.