School Security Officers Mugs

"Deflecting blame...another sign of gang activity."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Airport Security.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

TSA Noah

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

The Scanner Of Love.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"I spy with my little eye…"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"The club scene is really changing."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."