School Safety Officer Pillows

'And I told my teacher: I can't hold my Mummy's hand when crossing the road...'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'You know too much,'

Airport Security.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

TSA Noah

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"Careful."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Safety Barriers

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'