School Safety Officer Gifts

'And I told my teacher: I can't hold my Mummy's hand when crossing the road...'

Pete Arredondo

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Airport Security.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

TSA Noah

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

The Scanner Of Love.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"I spy with my little eye…"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Careful."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Safety Barriers

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'