School_security_seeker Pillows

Add a cozy reminder of their dedication with a pillow that showcases their pride in school safety. Perfect for offices or home spaces where comfort and support meet.

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School was cancelled. The metal detectors were down.

School was cancelled. The metal detectors were down. mockup

School was cancelled. The metal detectors were down.

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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

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Will work for ETFs

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Yummy Mummies

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'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?' mockup

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

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'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.' mockup

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

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"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!" mockup

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

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"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful." mockup

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

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'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!' mockup

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

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"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs." mockup

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

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'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.' mockup

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

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'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?' mockup

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

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A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments. mockup

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

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'I'm afraid you'll have to find another way of showing how crucial you job is, Johnson!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to find another way of showing how crucial you job is, Johnson!' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to find another way of showing how crucial you job is, Johnson!'

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Redundancies

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"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket." mockup

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

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Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time mockup

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

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'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.' mockup

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

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Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.' mockup

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

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Laboratory- risk assessor

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'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.' mockup

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

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Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

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No tools are kept in this van over night.

No tools are kept in this van over night. mockup

No tools are kept in this van over night.

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"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt." mockup

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

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"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us." mockup

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

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'Your assets are perfectly safe with us, it's ring fenced - and of course we reconcile regularly sir.'

'Your assets are perfectly safe with us, it's ring fenced - and of course we reconcile regularly sir.' mockup

'Your assets are perfectly safe with us, it's ring fenced - and of course we reconcile regularly sir.'

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Big bumpers.

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"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping." mockup

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

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'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.' mockup

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

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'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'

'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.' mockup

'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'

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'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.' mockup

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

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"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs." mockup

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

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'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.'

'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.' mockup

'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.'

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Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.' mockup

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

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School_security_seeker Pillows Collection

School_security_seeker Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for school security seekers—witty, thoughtful, and perfect for sparking conversation while enjoying their favorite beverage.

School_security_seeker Prints

Browse inspiring prints perfect for decorating classrooms or offices, celebrating the vital work of school security advocates.

School_security_seeker T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak to the school security enthusiast in your life—fun, meaningful, and great for everyday wear or casual safety events.