Data Protection Pillows

"Maybe you should disable your cookies, Steve."

'It's a memory stick with the name and address of every child on the planet.'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

Medical records privacy

"I'm obsessed with protecting all my data, so I encrypted myself."

'This is not going to look too good on your record: complaining about invasion of privacy.'

Now in Stock! 25 Million Names and Addresses on a 2 Disk Set.

"I'm exercising my right to be forgotten."

'Look over my shoulder and die!'

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"So you want all my personal data - contacts, sexual preferences, dodgy-website visits, voting habits..."

'It's know as the KT26, but you can call it Mom, since it knows more about you than your mother does.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

Data Protection

Information Security

"Somebody hacked the company's database and now somebody has our personal data. It's a good thing I lied about everything."

"Don't worry, I won't sell your personal information."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'I'm a lawyer acting for your company.If you don't give me Mrs Smith's date of birth and NI number the case will collapse and you'll be in a lot of trouble!'

GDPR compliant

"Some say filling out the census form puts your privacy in jeopardy. So I answered everything in the form of a question."

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

Social Media Privacy

British savings accounts

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"No need to hide, all information is confidential."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."