Data Privacy Mugs

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"What does God do with all that prayer data?"

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

Database Ball.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Do you really care about me, or are you just harvesting personal information?"

"Well, if it isn't Roy Pendleton, age 51, five foot nine, 176 pounds, two kids, recently divorced... Yes, I know everything about you, Mr. Pendleton but, then, information is my business!"

"Privacy concerns? Oh, that is so stinkin' CUTE!"

"I can't remember my social security."

'Invasion of privacy.'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"It's your browser. You forgot to floss."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Good morning, 555-00-6742, makes 73,000 a year, has 3 credit cards."

Bad Apple

"Mark Zuckerberg would have known the colour of my eyes."

"Extra! Extra! Real all about it! Targeted ads based on your search history!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

British savings accounts

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'