Data Privacy Ponderer Mugs

"What does God do with all that prayer data?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Buck Naked

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Invasion of privacy.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Woah - random!"

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Desert Island Surveillance.

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."