Data Defense Warrior Gifts

Shred-a Data - We shred into much smaller pieces.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Privacy Conference Security

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Internet Cafe.

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Censorship.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

'Gimme all your cache!'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Facial Recognition