Privacy Warrior Gifts

Cutting out the middleman

'Hello, Mr. Thomas! We noticed you've recently been mugged! Hey, there's no better time than now to consider purchasing our identity theft protection insurance!...'

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

America's funniest government surveillance tapes.

"I hate the person my targeted ads think I am."

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

Information about information about information about information.

Big Brother.

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

"And do you promise to love, honour, and give me all your personal information that I can pass on to third parties..."

"Hello Auntie Maureen... Hello whoever's monitoring the call."

Internet surveillance

"They finally got around to reviewing his browsing history..."

Information Security

"They say this call may be recorded. Nowadays, that's redundant."

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

Big Retail is watching you... They're just not really watching what they've got.

'I think the government is listening in on our phone calls.'

'He didn't just READ my diary! - He took it to school for SHOW AND TELL!'

'Who's been reading my emails?'

'We've come to invade your privacy.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."