Privacy Champion Gifts

'I deplore the lack of internet privacy and so do 5,000 of my Facebook friends,'

"I can't explain it - it's just a funny feeling that I'm being Googled."

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

'If the treatment is unsuccessful, do you give back the information I released?'

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

Hacked Dreams

'My disclosure of the information you are requesting would violate HIPAA.'

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Spy Cameras

Privacy.

Surveillance Protester

Peaceful holiday

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"But to be excluded from our phone database, someone from customer service will have to call you."

"Well, if it isn't Roy Pendleton, age 51, five foot nine, 176 pounds, two kids, recently divorced... Yes, I know everything about you, Mr. Pendleton but, then, information is my business!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

Police Statetion