'I thoght they might like some privacy.'
Privacy Promoter Gifts
Looking for a gift for the privacy enthusiast in your life? Our collection features clever and amusing products that champion personal space and confidentiality. Perfect for someone who values their privacy as much as their personality, these gifts combine humor with a touch of sophistication, making them ideal for anyone who likes to keep things close to the chest. Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or yourself, find something that speaks to your secretive side.
The Anti-Agent
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Too crowded. Let's go."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Club Antisocial
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
Next gen pregnancy tests.
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
Privacy Conference Security
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
Police Statetion
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
"Yes, I'm alone."
'More government surveillance!'
Privacy - Surveillance
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Privacy Promoter Gifts Collection
Privacy Promoter Mugs
Discover a variety of mugs dedicated to privacy lovers—perfect for starting conversations and keeping secrets safe with humor.
Privacy Promoter Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to showcase your love for privacy—comfortable, fun, and full of personality.
Privacy Promoter Prints
Decorate your space with prints that highlight the humorous side of privacy—a clever way to keep personal boundaries front and center.
Privacy Promoter T-Shirts
Explore our witty privacy-themed t-shirts—great for making a statement and keeping personal boundaries clear.