'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'
Privacy Provocateur Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the privacy provocateur in your life? Our collection of products featuring clever, humorous designs is perfect for those who challenge norms and value their personal space. Whether it's a funny mug, a witty t-shirt, a cozy pillow, or an eye-catching print, these items celebrate their bold attitude with a touch of humor. Brighten their day with a gift that speaks to their rebellious spirit and love for privacy, all while adding a fun and creative twist to everyday items.
"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."
Club Antisocial
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"Do you mind?"
'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'
"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."
Hello from the shed.
'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'
"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."
"OK, now you can sing your heart out."
"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."
"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"
'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'
Obama's surveillance of America.
'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'
A Failiure to Communicate
"Baldo, we need to talk."
Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins
"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"
'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'
"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"
"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"
Man calling Phone Privacy Centre
GDPR compliant
Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...
Nice Apology, Mark
'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'
"We need to be careful."
"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."
Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents
It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.
'The water is fine and the food is great -- what I really need is a little privacy.'
Privacy Provocateur Gifts Collection
Privacy Provocateur Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the privacy provocateur with witty and bold designs—perfect for adding humor to any coffee break.
Privacy Provocateur Pillows
Brighten their decor with pillows designed for privacy provocateurs—fun, cheeky, and a perfect conversation starter.
Privacy Provocateur Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the spirit of privacy provocateurs—quirky, bold, and full of personality.
Privacy Provocateur T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts that speak volumes about privacy provocateurs. Bold, humorous, and sure to turn heads wherever they are worn.