Political Provocateur Gifts

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

Political science.

Ann Coulter drawn as a snake

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Money is the Root of all Evil.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

Cave Painter

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

The Establishment: Independent Thought

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

Politics Books

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

Pro-life Executioner

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

End of Life Counselling

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.

Offensive cartooning