Professional Provocateur Gifts

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Art that makes you ask questions.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Michelangelo!'

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

"So, the moral is, if you're going to cry wolf, do it from an anonymous Twitter account."

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

Writer's Block.

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

"Would I blow smoke?"

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

I own you, Meathead. How you figure? @Rudy_Park now has 115,000 followers. I'm a Twitter god. My secret? I tell them what a bunch of idiots they are! HOJ. Also, my picture shows me with huge pecs. You've just summarized my dating philosophy, which, but the way, usually ends badly.