Creative Provocateur Gifts

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Art that makes you ask questions.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Michelangelo!'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

Pro-life Executioner

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

End of Life Counselling

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

Writer's Block.

'Consumer Society'

The World Ignoring the Refugee Crisis

Kindergarten Cop

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"