Creative Provocateur Gifts

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"I'm in advertising. . ."

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

Art that makes you ask questions.

'Michelangelo!'

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

Pro-life Executioner

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

End of Life Counselling

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

Writer's Block.

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"

"Would I blow smoke?"

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

'Consumer Society'