Art Provocateur Gifts

'Michelangelo!'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Donald "Coney" Trump

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

The most controversial cartoon ever drawn

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

Art that makes you ask questions.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Money is the Root of all Evil.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

Cave Painter

"Bloody Graffiti."

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

Pro-life Executioner

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

Trump

Trump the Banana Republican.

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

Offensive cartooning

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."