Fashion Provocateur Gifts

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

'Hold on, young lady. Just where do you think you're going dressed like that?'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"1-1"

Scarf puts hat back on.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Mating rituals

"Underweird bras."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Suits 50% Off

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Hipster Police Department

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Hospital gown pageant.

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

The next big thing

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'I love wearing my little black number.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."