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"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

'Hold on, young lady. Just where do you think you're going dressed like that?'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"1-1"

Scarf puts hat back on.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Mating rituals

"Underweird bras."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

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"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Hipster Police Department

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"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

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"Can you de-schlump him?"

'I love wearing my little black number.'

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'