Playful Provocateur Pillows

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

"I became a vegetarian just to annoy people."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Playing pig

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'I've got it written down...'