Fashion Disruptor Pillows

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Fashion Week"

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Do you like my bling?

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"