Fashion Disruptor Gifts

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Man burning his tie.

Punkins

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

Do you like my bling?

"Fashion Week"

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Does anyone have a question?'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."