Dress Code Disruptor Gifts

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

I can't believe we scheduled a battle on casual Friday.

No Pants No Service?

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"You're going to fit right in here at the firm."

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'