Dress Code Enforcer Gifts

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Gates of Heaven "Sorry buddy- no entry without a tie"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

I can't believe we scheduled a battle on casual Friday.

Corporate Image

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

No Pants No Service?

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

"Admit it, this is the first job that's required that you wear a tie."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

"So let's review the casual Fridays protocol one more time, ok?"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"Dress code?"

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

'Friday is casual day, Mr Figgs.'

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'