Dress Code Detective Gifts

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'

The Siam Club: "I'm sorry, but you can't come in without a Thai."

'...can't you read??'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Hipster Police Department

'After you with the camouflage.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Corporate Image

No Pants No Service?

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"So let's review the casual Fridays protocol one more time, ok?"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

Dress Code

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Dr. Shepard finds the Harvard Faculty Club cool to his lunch pyjamas.

'Friday is casual day, Mr Figgs.'

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'