Dressing Detective Gifts

"Have we got Ranch? What the hell is Ranch??"

'After you with the camouflage.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Missing Sock Returns

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Hipster Police Department

Missing sock

The Complete Cycle.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Where missing laundry socks go!

Satan

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.

'Men are from one branch of Starbucks, women from another.'

Federal witness protection agency.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"President Whipple couldn't make it."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

'Oh thats just Lady Gaga going to the shops.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."