Dressing Detective Prints

"Have we got Ranch? What the hell is Ranch??"

'After you with the camouflage.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Missing sock

Hipster Police Department

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

The Complete Cycle.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Satan

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"President Whipple couldn't make it."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Federal witness protection agency.

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'

'Oh thats just Lady Gaga going to the shops.'

'...can't you read??'

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."