Wardrobe Detective Prints

"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

Friendly Tie

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!